As we approach the one year anniversary of when "it all went down", I find it rather appropriate that a one year anniversary gift is paper?
Ah yes, who remembers the scramble for the hallowed scrolls, depleted from every grocery store shelf, and stolen from any business brave enough to allow the infected to enter their doors? Of course, we all have the power of retrospection - and again, much like paper being the commemorative first year gift that keeps on giving - we can look into last year with great, and perfect, hindsight (yes, you have to fill in the rest of this joke yourself).
Let's take a moment of introspection and think about what we learned last year. Go ahead, I will wait. It's okay, take all the time you need. I will be right here waiting for you.